Welcome to the Caption Contest!

We happily give you a chance to attach your silly captions to some of our favorite silly photos from our huge collection. The funniest caption (as judged by the expert judges in Special Collections and Archives) for each month will win a FABULOUS PRIZE! 

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June 2025

Citation

Drag Show in Campus Center October 2009 Photo by Brian Drumm 18_1943.29_17

Color photograph. A large group of people, young and old are laughing and clapping. In the middle of all of them is a drag queen dressed as the D.C. character Wonder Woman, complete with black wig, gold tiara, and red top. They are in a pose suggesting that they are performing a lap dance for a bald, older man with glasses.

Captions

Popular guest lecturer Schrödinger's Cat introducing physics students to that paradox.

Submitted by mjhinsma on Mon, 06/02/2025 - 12:46

Lynda found contorting her lecture on the depiction of women in popular culture to the "intellectual diversity" law strangely exhilarating.

Submitted by setowne on Tue, 06/03/2025 - 08:34