September 2022

"He's a 10, but he's opposed to more parking spaces."

"So we're just going to use the 'Clean for Gene' playbook for Al? Hmm..."

We have got to add some excitement to this Electoral College!

Got to hand it to you Allison, your campaign posters are really working around the gender bias issue!

"You guys call me 'Al'? Since when?"

Do you really think this is about the election? We are discussing this really great political thriller we just read!

We not talking about the election here , were talking about this really cute guy I met and I want to ask him out, but not sure how!

"Calling the library University Library is redundant. We need a better name."

Wait! Is that a hanging chad I see???

"The men will never find us in here!"

"Wait! Did you date Al Mitchler, too?"

"I'm voting for Cady because she shoved Regina in front of the bus..." - Mean Girls 2004

I can call you Betty, and Betty when you call me, you can call me Al.

"Yes, I am wearing mittens in early November, indoors....but can you please just start tabulating the votes, or at least talk about me BEHIND my back?

Making these posters for Al by hand is really CRAMPING my style...and my hand!

Just think about how far we won't have come in the 21st Century!

"No, no, you have it backward - he's anti-war, pro-parking spaces."

Did you guys think Michael Jackson touched those kids?

All these books and he's still the one with senate posters.

Gee, I wonder which poor birdie Al charmed into hand-printing those lovely posters--and for his own election, no less!