38th Street employees sitting under tree

We're three little Metros, waiting for a bus
The bus is a Metro, just like us.
One day we'll catch it and we'll go far
We may even find ourselves a Jag-u-ar!
-Bill Orme
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Sorry to bother you, but are you finished with the Sports Section?
Woman on Left: "What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper we are sitting on!"
Other Two: "Not funny Barb...."
"Fran, different day, same headline: 'Lugar extols the virtues of a robust IU-Purdue Indianapolis partnership.'"
We're drinking Bee's Knees. Can't you tell?
We're three little Metros, waiting for a bus
The bus is a Metro, just like us.
One day we'll catch it and we'll go far
We may even find ourselves a Jag-u-ar!
Barb, wear some cool shades like us and you won't have to squint so much.