March 2023

The momentous day when he heard straight from the horse's mouth that he would be a great President some day.

If you don't let go of my hand, I'll be placing a call to the Elmers factory later today.

Listen, I told you already! I don't even KNOW anybody named Wilbur!

Sorry that horse whispering doesn’t count toward your foreign language requirement because you’re really good!

"Looks you are a good fit to re-enter college for studying the 'mane' sports programs at IUPUI. Bright chance to join the 'neigh'-tional championship team!"

Horse: Man, I admire the studious students at IUPUI. I wonder if they could lend me some hay for a midnight snack at the library! cosy up!

Then Mr. Ed said "I see big things in your future Barack!"

How's about another can of that Beef-a-Reeno?

"Directions to the Vet School? Take West Street to I65 North, gallop about 60 miles where you will exit..."

It's a beautiful day in the "neigh"-borhood!"

"Yeah, when I took Fundamentals of Speech Communication, it was peanut butter on the gums, a nylon string in the mouth, and a cattle prod on the rear."

Mr. Ed: "Ten bucks say that you blink first, Wilbur!"
Wilbur: "You're on buddy boy!"

Mr. Ed: "I am attending college because I want to become a P.H.D."
Wilbur: "P.H.D.?"
Mr. Ed: "Palomino Horse Doctor!"

[Season 6, Episode 13 “Ed Goes to College” Aired Feb 6, 1966]

That's right. I'm trying to convince them that the IUPUI mascot should be a horse instead of a jaguar.

"Listen, sonny! I have a badge and a gun and I know how to use them......"

Listen kid, the parking permit covers cars, not horses.

Sorry, kid. 'Miscellaneous Fees' does not cover horseback rides to class.

Seriously, you wouldn't believe how many folks try to put the cart before the horse.