Aziz Majid and Mrs. B. Larry Pedlar at punch bowl

I think napkins just spoil the adventure – don’t you? - Matt Hinsman
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"Is that an eyeball?" "It's a family recipe."
I'm not sure which I'm liking more, this punch or that fine flexuous head of hair (hiccup) of yours.
This beverage is to chill the glass. The punch is being served in the other room.
"I think napkins just spoil the adventure - don't you?"
Don't get drunk. All the bosses are here.
Now this punch may be a little strong but that's okay, were closed thanksgiving break anyways!
Well, for tonight we're calling it Lemon Strawberry Daquiri!
One for you, one for me!
You spiked the eggnog again didn't you Hank?
Hey! Don't turn around, but that guy to my right...is all neck and hair!
Well actually, Ethan, you might think twice before you drink that! I spiked the punch with a mild sleeping concoction, so pretty soon it’s going to get pretty quiet around here!
As you can see, the only thing this punch is spiked with is quality education
Our host is always saying "Punch" this, "Punch" that like he invented beverages. Maybe this drab excursion would be more fun if someone Punched him!
Oh, just fake a smile and drink this fast! Soon we will be able to find out who is the Heir of Slytherin 😈
Go around the corner where Gertrude will add something special. Tell her "Thusnelda" sent ya.
"Oh, Aziz, is there a dreamier, prettier, more mellifluous phrase in the English language than 'Mrs. B. Larry Pedlar?'"
Mrs. Pedlar was slinging punch and one liners at the shindig.