October 2023

Members of Delta Theta Tau visit Dentist Kappa Tooth

And now we know the origin of the Rubik's Cube.

Now, these may tase a bit "chalky" at first, but you should get used to it in a week or so.

"Oh, he's so dreamy," thought Thelma. "Just like Dr. Kildare!"

“I like to think of a smile as an antidote for the second law of thermodynamics.” :-)

"If you look closely, you can see these teeth are molded perfectly, just like those hats to your heads."

Ladies, the School of Dentistry is where the magic happens! You know all those sets of chattering teeth that you see in gift shops worldwide? Well, we proudly make 'em right here!

The tooth? You want the tooth? You can't handle the tooth!!!

"When you said you did impressions, we thought you meant like Rich Little. Oh, now he's funny."

Finally a sandwich that you can really sink your teeth into!

Now, some call it a crown, I call it a cap. It covers your troubled tooth just like your cap covers your head!

"As you can see the canines are strangely oversized," he said, "which can only mean one thing: Vampires."

No, no, gals. Your teeth are fine. It's your gums that have to come out.

Ewww, gross, Dr. Martin. Those are YOUR teeth?!?

The snack research team quickly determined that graham crackers would be the better choice for s'mores...

I think you need to floss those before you put them anywhere near my mouth.

"Ummm,,,I think it'll be easier if I just married a dentist..."

While on a visit to the School of Dentistry, Margaret drags her gaze away from the mouth molds and gazes surreptitiously at Dr. Martin and reconsiders if a career in deninistry just might be worth it......

"Yes, yes, that's right. These molds show common issues we can address. Your hats, however, for those dentistry has nothing to offer."

Well, that's one way to say "cheese".

“A set of teeth for the each of us; one, two, three…”

"Now why would you say something like that?"