Women looking at model of proposed Law School Building ca. 1968
Shouldn’t the drive-thru lane be closer to the building? - Matt Hinsman
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The rounded end has an indoor track for the paper chase.
A clue that this photo does not date from 2024: note the woman holding pen and paper, not a cell phone.
Is there where I file for small claims?
Is this where I file for small claims?
According to my calculations, hot air arising from the law faculty will turn turbines that will generate ample juice for this building.
"What is this? A law school for ants?!"
The only thing worse that no cake is a promise of cake unfulfilled – we need a lawyer!
I guess if you want smarter laws, send them to law school ...
If my eyes don't deceive me, that's a little Dan Quayle figure there!
Holmes: My dear Watson, these fingerprints show conclusively that Professor Moriarty dined on Judge's Bar-B-Q before absconding to the wilds of Monroe County. The hot sauce, I should say.
Watson: You astonish me! But why?
Holmes: Alimentary, my dear fellow.
Hopefully in the new building the professors won’t need to refer to their offices as “chambers” any longer.
Shouldn’t the drive-thru lane be closer to the building?
"Hey, look! It's shaped like a great big bomb because that's how you're gonna do on your finals, Barbara!"
"If you ask me, the world needs more artists, not more lawyers. Wouldn't this spot make for a great School of Art?"
You say those four rockets will provide sufficient thrust to lift this space ship into orbit? Yeah, and two bits will buy a cup of coffee!
Look…all the sides are curved so the lawyers never get back into a corner!
". . . and then they showed me this model and said, 'Miss Uhura, we will make you a Lieutenant and you will explore space, the final frontier!'"
My golly, Susan. They cut down our study tree!!
"... and that tiny lot is where we can park."
Nice building. Pretty Trees. But where are we supposed to park?
"There, right there, is where I dropped my purse!"
"Yes, yes, I've noted that in my report..."
"We are here."
"Yes, as we are all a part of a simulation."
"You see that?....It's just not practical to have that a one way street! Mark my words! Someday in the future, that road right there will be a two way street!!
And this is where the secret tunnels go..
And that's where I'm going to study for the bar...