Basketball players November 1972 Photo by Ed Lacey, Jr. 1172-0117
" . . . and this is what we looked like without sideburns." - Jim Oppold
Captions
It says you’re both 6’11” … oh wait, it also says that some settling may occur …
"Susan, thank you for your generous donation to the sports scholarship. You were entered in the raffle, and you won the grand prize! It's a gift certificate to the men's big and tall warehouse!"
"When you finally find out you've been spelling 'basketball' wrong all season!"
"Y'all don't believe me? Look at these pitiful stats. He's only on the team because he's the coach's nephew!"
Can you believe they want to replace the all powerful Metro Man with this sad cat?
2023 Prediction
1 Seed Purdue - 58
16 Seed Fairleigh Dickinson - 63
"Oh my! How did you score only 30 points!"
Look at this, I just got my machine learning certificate
According to this document, I am now team captain, coach, and owner. Any objections?
They want to call us the "Metros"? Are they serious??
" . . . and this is what we looked like without sideburns."