April 2012

OK, here goes . . . ."I was born on a pirate ship!"

As Linda was demonstrating cleaning her tongue, she accidentally invented tongue piercing.

"Hey, listen to this:  Shee shold shee shells vy the shee shore..."

Due to rising health care cost, do it yourself tonsillectomies are really catching on.

Tastes like chicken!

First, you need to warm up your tongue.  Then, when your tongue is really hot, use the heat from your tongue to heat the metal.  Apply a bit of pressure on the ends of the metal rod and you can easily make the bend.

It's simple, you just lick it like a lollipop!

Low calorie lollipop?  Sheryl will believe anything!

So you do it this way and then aaaaghhhh#$%^&*(

The first tool invented for bulimia. 

Instrument sterilization..... the early years

So it works like an eyelash curler....and now you should be able to curl your tongue!

Wife in the bathroom speaking to herself "This is why women cook and not the men.....did he really think barbacue sauce went on a broccoli and tuna casserole" Husband "Honey I made dessert too. I Know your gonna love it Bob next door said it's almost as good as my cassarole." Wife "Ok, honey Im coming.....(muttering) well I did ask him to help me out more around the house....never again".

Tv playing in the background of the meat packing documentary The Slaughterhouse produced in 1987 "If I keep scrapping maybe the taste will go away or I will hopefully rip my tongue off....I will never eat another piece of meat"

2 in 1 tool

1- Clean your tongue

2- Massage your tongue after it tires from gossiping

2 in 1 tool

1- Clean your tongue

2- Massage your tongue after it tires from gossiping

A suitor’s unwelcome French kiss need not confound the truly well-bred young lady.