February 2012

Citation

UA24-009339n

Alex MacInnes, 1969

A man with a curled mustahce and baerd in a lab coat holds chemistry equipment over a table
Winning Entry!

"Who's having Decaf?" - Debra Kent

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. . .and THAT, my friends, is how you make a MARTINI!!

Submitted by orme on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 15:00

Nothing Shoxxx meee.. I'm a Scientist. bwahahaha :D 

Submitted by aabbinen on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 23:41

Paul's new office chair design, while cool looking, was completely unfunctional.

Submitted by jat5 on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 03:19

Alex attempts to once again win the Rube Goldberg contest with his hair dryer.  Early experiments led to some problems.

Submitted by robbullo on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 07:27

"See!"  exulted Marvin, "I can do anything!  I'm a scientist!!!"

Submitted by janealex on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 07:39

Our very first experiment with laser hair removal and it misfired.

Submitted by chgoodin on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 08:07

With the aid of this device, I've developed a compound that can keep the entire length of my mustache equidistant from the rim of my glasses, even while smiling!

Submitted by msmoker on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 08:12

....and this is why Pepsi is number 2 and Coke is number 1.

Submitted by mjcurfma on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 08:16

"Mythbusters - The Early Years"

Submitted by clabrook on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 08:31

I just welded on the bottom, used the old lab box next, then added a metronome from the music school, added the plastic at the top and there you have it! 

Submitted by cbaumhec on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 08:33

This was back when you could buy more than one bottle of cough syrup at a time.

Submitted by barberm on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 09:24

Though earlier experiments had regretably cost Dr. MacInnes his eye, he was very proud of the finished product, also his new laser vision.

Submitted by gkenyon on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 09:39

With this new formula, soon I'll have as much hair atop my head as I do on my face!

Submitted by eaappleg on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 12:07

Eureka!  I've finally discovered my first formula...now what was it for again??

Submitted by trkelley on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 16:16

Eureka!  I've finally discovered my first formula...now what was it for again??

Submitted by trkelley on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 16:16

She blinded me with SCIENCE

Submitted by aiwood on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 17:29

Just make sure you unplug it before sipping my newest concoction from the top. Trust me on this!

Submitted by mheiny on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 17:49

This, children, is how babies are truly made.

Submitted by ctmoss on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 22:30

Finally! I've mastered the right concoction that will help me grow back my hair! Quick, what's the process to get this patented?

Submitted by brgraves on Sun, 02/05/2012 - 12:43

And if you call within the next fifteen minutes we will throw in this amazing Ronco air sotrage device!

Submitted by reward on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 09:30

Who's having decaf?

Submitted by dskent on Mon, 02/06/2012 - 15:26

No, it's not a mask!  And who is this "Guy Fawkes" of whom you speak?

Submitted by jeiszner on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 15:34

Mitch Miller's twin brother's show "Science Experiments With Hitch" never took off...

Submitted by jlyon on Thu, 02/09/2012 - 10:47

Little known fact:  Jack Nicholson's breakthrough was hosting his own cooking show, called "Jack's Kitchen".  Weird thing, the Red Rum Recipe never took off...

Submitted by mitchebj on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 16:28

I’m the original Bill Nye, the Science Guy. (sing along…..Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!….Bill Nye, the Science Guy.)

Submitted by safleeno on Tue, 02/14/2012 - 19:53

None of his colleagues could deny it: Alex "Apparatus" MacInnes sure knew how to strut his stuff.

Submitted by raull on Sat, 02/18/2012 - 13:42