September 2012

Citation

Groundbreaking for the School of Dentistry addition

Three men in suits holding onto a jackhammer with images of a building on easels behind them
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"A jackhammer? For the School of Dentistry groundbreaking? Of course you realize, in fifty years we are going to be the subject of some wisecracking photo captioning contest!" - Scott Strickler

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... and for bad tartar buildup, we'll use this tool...

Submitted by clabrook on Sun, 09/02/2012 - 19:30

Tilt your head left a bit...good...now open...this may sting a little...So, how about that Andrew Luck?

Submitted by jeiszner on Tue, 09/04/2012 - 12:40

Hey...Do you think we should build an adjoining parking garage, too?  Nah, look at all of this available surface parking!

Submitted by rstratto on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 11:17

"Shall we dance?"

Submitted by lesmille on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 12:07

The opening of the School of Dentistry was highlighted by a live demonstration with a new, "painless" plaque remover.

Submitted by fryjess on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 17:25

    Three men and a jackhammer!  Dental School Groundbreaking, Soft turf behind us, but on pavement it looks like we are cracking a "crown", ha ha ha and smiles!

Submitted by cjwatson on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 18:27

Maybe you should use both hands.

Submitted by antdwall on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 19:10

Drilling holes since 2011. Trust me, I'm a dentist.

Submitted by meaegard on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 20:54

"A jackhammer? For the School of Dentistry groundbreaking? Of course you realize, in fifty years we are going to be the subject of some wisecracking photo captioning contest!"

Submitted by slstrick on Thu, 09/06/2012 - 22:09

Shout it with me now . . Drill, baby, drill!!

Submitted by orme on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 07:59

That's One small hole for man, One giant building for mankind.

Submitted by aeverma on Fri, 09/07/2012 - 13:54

  And this is the drill we used on T-Rex.

Submitted by dshimp on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 09:35

Plaque, tartar, concrete... It's all the same. Tell the construction crew to take the day off !!!

Submitted by andjsmit on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 11:40

The literal-minded IU Dental School Drill Team never made it to a Rose Bowl Parade.

Submitted by raull on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:56

Whichever of you fools holds on the longest gets to put his name on the front of the building.

Submitted by scottes on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 22:01

We thought about using an auger bit, but didn't want to be "boring."

Submitted by clabrook on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 08:27