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“This guy couldn't decide which was more unbelievable: the fact that Linda Hamilton was enrolled at IUPUI, or that after 20 minutes of picking her teeth, she still hadn't gotten the piece of lettuce out.” - Brandon M. White
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Early 1990's fashion was in a transition from the "glam" of the "Big '80's" while not yet being total grunge flannel.
This guy couldn't decide which was more unbelievable: the fact that Linda Hamilton was enrolled at IUPUI, or that after 20 minutes of picking her teeth, she still hadn't gotten the piece of lettuce out.
Well, it says here that's how babies happen.
The story is certainly a nail biter!
Girl is thinking: Jeez I look so hot right now..My hair is blowing in the wind all model-like. Maybe he'll notice me more if I nibble on my nails all cute and innocently.
Guy is thinking: Don't want to miss this...She's about to gnaw her fingers right off!! It's like she's biting into Big Mac. Gross!
Fingernail clippings, the new menu.
Man, she really should have should have gone with the Rachel instead of that windblown mess, girls...
Guy: MMMMMMMMM....Reminds me of the finger sandwiches mom used to make. boy I can't wait for Thanksgiving break.
Girl: Gosh, I sure could go for some chicken fingers right now. When is Thanksgiving break again?
That's it, that's it keep sliding... now on 3 I'm jumping off & let's see if he ends up on the ground.
Boy : "She sure looks hungry. Perfect time to ask her to dinner!"
I can almost see your answers but it would be nice if your nail clippings weren't in the way.
"So let me get this straight--You, my partner for this chem lab that's worth fifty percent of our grade, are an English major..."
Fashionista Heather ponders the young man's conundrum: "should I wear my ball cap backwards?"
Just think in the future you would be using your iPhone instead of biting your nails.
Hmmm, that shirt seems a tad warm to be paired with that delightfully short skirt... then again, I'm wearing these warm jeans with a breezy t-shirt. Shut up brain, you're supposed to be studying!