August 2015

Three men in ties huddle around an open drawer of a large machine
Winning Entry!

  “Don’t get too close, guys.  Look what that thing did to my sideburns.” - Jim Oppold

Captions

"Fire and brimstone coming down from skies! Rivers and seas boiling!"

"Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes! Volcanoes!"

"The dead rising from the grave!"

"Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!"

"All right, all right! I get the point! You can keep your stupid containment unit-- for now!"

Submitted by smbahr on Sun, 08/02/2015 - 16:02

That one is "Pinky", and the other is "The Brain".

Submitted by mjcurfma on Mon, 08/03/2015 - 15:26

Don't get too close guys. Look what that thing did to my sideburns.

Submitted by joppold on Tue, 08/04/2015 - 09:07

"And here is the 8 bits of RAM. No one will EVER need more than that."

Submitted by relawson on Thu, 08/06/2015 - 19:04

I told you this wouldn't make Jiffy pop! 

Submitted by raull on Wed, 08/12/2015 - 12:52

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

I'm sorry, Dave.  I'm afraid I can't do that.

Submitted by raull on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 11:07

The Radiology Fix-It Team

"Call someone to fix it? Why?  Just jiggle that blue wire!  That one there!  It'll be fine!!!!"

Submitted by cbooth on Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:00

Hmmm, so if we attach this wire to that box, will it turn off?

Submitted by kamaflan on Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:12

"Yes Bob. I touched THAT glowing wire and my sideburns exploded."

Submitted by erchitty on Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:42

"Dang it!  I lost my contact lens again!"

Submitted by jdynlach on Wed, 08/19/2015 - 16:56

I shallz call him Mini Me!

Submitted by ejstreis on Wed, 08/19/2015 - 20:02

Well lookee there!

Submitted by afleehea on Thu, 08/20/2015 - 08:39

Is it on?

Submitted by cbaumhec on Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:30

Did you try turning it off and on?

Submitted by smreis on Fri, 08/21/2015 - 08:57

Round about the cauldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.
Toad, that under cold stone
Days and nights has thirty-one
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot.
 

Double, double, toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

Submitted by elabwrig on Sun, 08/23/2015 - 23:10

hhmmm...I wonder if it will work if we press that button

Submitted by thompsmr on Thu, 08/27/2015 - 18:29