Dick the Bruiser (left) and Ox Baker in a wrestling match, 1970s
“Hey, are we still on tomorrow for tea and petit fours?” - Joseph Dynlacht
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It is in your other nostril, Ox.Toward the outside.
Okay, okay -- when I touch the side of my nose, you climb the pilar and start to jump on me and I will grab you and throw you to the ground.
Psst! Do these pants make me look fat?
It was not until they were on the stage that they realized that it takes more than tights and special shoes to be a successful ballet dancer.
Don't forget to look at the camera that way when you fall down. I want this to be my Christmas card.
Hey, are we still on tomorrow for tea and petit fours?
"Wait a minute! My nose itches!"
"Seriously?!"
"You know that orange guy, Donald Trump?"
"Yeah, he's gonna be president in 50 years."
Hey, I call dibs on the referee.
Just between you and me, I haven't showered in months!
Man, romance novel covers are getting weird.
Wanna meet up later and go Pokemon hunting?
I bet 50 bucks the crowd is comparing my body hair to your head hair.
I know this match is about to start, but you seem to be missing the rest of your pants.
Gee, your hair smells terrific!
Dude, did you realize you forgot your tights?
No, man, they're at my mom's house in the dryer. It's cool. Let's do this.