September 2019

Student returning from exciting summer internship at Amazon.com 

Amazon Prime introduces it's new travel service. Members may choose overnight or 2-day delivery.

 You may easily perceive, Captain Walton, that I have suffered great and unparalleled misfortunes. I had determined at one time that the memory of these evils should die with me, but you have won me to alter my determination. You seek for knowledge and wisdom, as I once did; and I ardently hope that the gratification of your wishes may not be a serpent to sting you, as mine has been. I do not know that the relation of my disasters will be useful to you; yet, when I reflect that you are pursuing the same course, exposing yourself to the same dangers which have rendered me what I am, I imagine that you may deduce an apt moral from my tale, one that may direct you if you succeed in your undertaking and console you in case of failure. Prepare to hear of occurrences which are usually deemed marvellous. Were we among the tamer scenes of nature I might fear to encounter your unbelief, perhaps your ridicule; but many things will appear possible in these wild and mysterious regions which would provoke the laughter of those unacquainted with the ever-varied powers of nature; nor can I doubt but that my tale conveys in its series internal evidence of the truth of the events of which it is composed.

"Mrs." Jack-in-the-Box needs some assistance to "pop" outta the box!

Exhumation becomes you, Mr. Dillinger!

Instead of thinking "outside the box", let's think "inside the box"

Not even Beetlejuice was immune to the acting bug in his younger years

Jack Wild wasn't the only one pufnstuf back in the day!