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IUPUI News Bureau 1971
![Older man in a suit stands facing a desk, his hand near his ear. A young woman looks up at him from the desk](/captioncontest/sites/default/files/caption/photos/July-%20IUPUI%20News%20Bureau%201971.jpg)
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"Use your brain, Elsa—if you want a fresh news story then keep your newspaper in the fridge" - Tim Kleyn
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Is he actually singing, "I am a little teapot" in front of the entire class???
Use your brain, Elsa -- if you want a fresh news story then keep your newspaper in the fridge.
Please tell me it's a Lampshade and not a Toothbrush!
You see, I called him and said, "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" And he said, "Yes." So I said, "Well, you better let him out." Boy, what a gag!