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October 2026

Citation

Delta Theta Tau officers watch procedure in School of Dentistry 1953 UA024_PB04_0369

Black and white photograph. Inside a clinic, a white male dentist with a receding hairline and glasses bends over a female patient, working on her teeth with a dental instrument. The patient is reclined in the chair with her mouth open. The scene is crowded by two women standing uncomfortably close to the patient's left side, peering directly into her mouth. Both observers are dressed formally in 1950s attire, wearing pearl chokers and hats. The woman closer to the patient wears a light suit and a hat. The woman on the far right wears a dark dress with a floral corsage and a striped hat.

Captions

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Submitted by andjsmit on Thu, 10/01/2026 - 09:01

Washing his mouth out with soap wasn't working, so Mrs. Bailey decided on more punishing methods.

Submitted by joppold on Thu, 10/01/2026 - 09:04

The dentist's habit of asking questions during examinations required translators.

Submitted by setowne on Thu, 10/01/2026 - 10:24

Not a lick of ppe in sight - Bro better have washed his hands

Submitted by benbarna on Fri, 10/02/2026 - 15:34

Worst bachelorette party ever!

Submitted by mjhinsma on Fri, 10/02/2026 - 17:07

We won't be going out without our hat AGAIN, will we Mrs. Gardner?

Submitted by orme on Sat, 10/03/2026 - 16:07

This is the procedure for a patient who keeps saying "Boiler up"

Submitted by isgleich on Mon, 10/05/2026 - 14:28

"No.... They're not here either. Listen ladies, we'll get out of here as soon as we find my keys"

Submitted by kellbrid on Tue, 10/06/2026 - 13:26

Yeah I'm gonna need the big drill ladies!

Submitted by agumm on Tue, 10/06/2026 - 13:47

Putting the Delta Theta Tau, "Grit wins!" motto to the test.

Submitted by jdempse on Tue, 10/06/2026 - 14:02

Are they here for moral support or to take notes?

Submitted by yawedeng on Tue, 10/06/2026 - 16:11

When your dental appointment becomes the social event of the week.

Submitted by memurray on Wed, 10/07/2026 - 11:02

They practiced serenity while Dr. Goldman informed them that yet another sorority sister had developed row of shark teeth.

Submitted by lahedger on Thu, 10/08/2026 - 09:03

"Shish reawwy shucks!" -the patient, probably.

Submitted by relmyers on Fri, 10/09/2026 - 14:36

Before viral videos, watching root canals and tooth extractions had to be done in person.

Submitted by lcj2 on Mon, 10/12/2026 - 15:20

Eww gross! Can't believe he doesn't have his mask on or gloves!

Submitted by vjohn on Tue, 10/13/2026 - 10:21