September 2011

How's your dinner, Pat? You know this is our last good meal before Chartwells takes over!

I wonder if she is going to eat those tiny little red tomatoes.  I do love them so.

I dunno. I hear it tastes like chicken.

Yes, that really is the super star Sammy Davis, Jr at the end of the table. 

"I suppose you had a file on me, too?" Lady, we had a file on everybody!

Chancellor Bepko (Thinking): "Hmmm... Did Ms. Boaz really just use her salad fork for the main course?"

Hes thinking: *sigh* I KNEW I should have ordered that...maybe she wont finish it..

Shes thinking: Don't even think about it....

Thank God they have an ashtray on the table!  I thought that IUPUI was non smoking, but I'm going to need that cigarette to get through this boring event!

"I really wanted the vegetarian lasgna, but noooo, all they had left was chicken!"

When I ordered my dinner, I should have said "Why not both?"

I should have gotten a salad like she did.  She makes it look so delicious!

Does she realize that black thing under the lettuce is a fly?

Why no love, there was nothing in the soup, it was in the coffee. muahahahahahahah! 

Chancellor Bepko in his mind - Smells great, Looks awesome....I so want to taste it....

Her food looks worse than mine! I can't wait to hit White Castle on the way home. Ohhhh sliders.

I guess we'll have to wait a little while longer for dinner.

I wholeheartedly disagree ma'am, Miracle Whip has got to be the worst thing ever put on this earth!

Bepko and Boaz sharing the thought, "Stab it enough and it should die."

Her steak is twice the size of mine..... who does she think she is?

Patricia, "Never trust a man with a mustache"

Gerald, "Shut your mouth and stir your soup"

What is she doing with her food? She's been jabbing it like she's trying to make sure it's dead for the past 15 minutes! My "Powerstache" has grown a half inch since she's been tickling that pork chop with her fork!

Gerald: Why, that is a big fluffy bun...

Patricia: Where's the beef?!

Another student dinner starts with Dean of Student Affairs Paricia Boaz finishing her third helping. Chancellor Gerald Bepko, who attending previous dinners wih Boaz knows this is just the beginning.

Chancellor Gerald Bepko and Dean of Student Affairs Patricia Boaz in Student Diner

So THAT'S what eye of newt looks like!  Man, you'd never catch me drinking that stuff!

I think this tea needs a little sugar, don't you Gerald?

"These 'student dinners'...one would think the chefs could at least procure a better student!  This one is positively gamy and too heavily marinated!!"

Gerald Bepko: *thought bubble* Mmmm that looks good as soon as she turns her head ima get a bit.

Patricia Boaz: *thought bubble* I better keep a close eye on my food since i have "Hungry Eyes" over here.

"Pat, I think I'd have rather eaten the bun on your head than the one I'm choking down with this sloppy joe."