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"Staff members from the School of Medicine’s Department of Microbiology examine a bat, n.d."
"Frank and Oscar quickly agreed that once deep fried, their beer battered bats would sell well at next year's Indiana State Fair. Now, where to place the stick ???" - Andy Smith
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Frank and Oscar quickly agreed that once deep fried, their beer battered bats would sell well at next year's Indiana State Fair. Now, where to place the stick ???
See I told you it's a male
(whispering through the side of his mouth) "Herb, get my tiny stake, mallet, and crucifix set. Salt the doorways and windows on your way back."
I'm pretty sure it's a frog you're supposed to lick.
Not a single broken nail!
No, I DON'T see where it says 'Louisville Slugger'!
It is signed by Ozzy Osborne.
The potion for super-strength clearly calls for eye of newt and wing of bat, so let's just get this over with. One, two....
This will solve our problems with flies in the clinical building.
Does it hurt here? How about here?
Although difficult to see…. This is the button they use to transform to a vampire!
Scientist 1: ...umm...I don't know...
Scientist 2: Go ahead! It tastes like chicken!
Good thing you're wearing gloves, it could rub off on you!
I figured out why she wasn't having babies Dr Dorrian, Come take a look.
She's.............. a He.
Let's tickle it and see what it does! Goochie Goohie goo! Isn't it cute!
Excellent credentials, but I don’t think HR will l let us hire him as our phlebotomist.
Scientist 1, "I think we may have a problem."
Scientist 2, "Why is that?"
Scientist 1,"What are we supposed to say when everyone asks where the department chair went?"
Scientist 1,"We'll just say she went a little batty."
"We are SO sorry. But truly Dr. Bantz, you really do look great as a bat. At least now you have some hair on your head!"
"Doctor, it's just as you suspected -- Made in China"
This doesn't look like the batmobile we ordered!
Is this the bat signal Wayne was talking about?