Agnes, be a doll and put this "Statuary of the Male Physique" in my purse, okay? - Robert Aull
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Hey, heads up. I'm about to go for a three pointer.
Agnes, be a doll and put this "Statuary of the Male Physique" in my purse, okay?
Are you sure Stewart's said to "just toss'em in the box"?
Who would have thought that two little old ladies were library thieves?
"Mary? Is 'magic' spelled with a 'k' on the end or not?"
"Who cares? I'm just happy that visiting professor from Hogwarts is going home. Now hurry up. This book is biting my fingers."
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I just don't undertstand why all these student are requesting their interlibrary loan materials be uploaded to a box account, but whatever.
"Lisa, I am just going to toss these books in just in case we need them."
"Can I finish writing on the box before you do that Amy??"
There's an ice storm coming the "Day after Tomorrow", Quick, to the fireplace.
Hey! Quit writing "Take to Goodwill" on the book boxes.
It's a koan, Helen. . . you're not SUPPOSED to understand it, now would you PLEASE take this HEAVY FREAKIN' BOOK!!!??