Yes, Maria, there are reasons why we have safety guidelines in the painting studios. - Rob Bullock
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As George Bernard Shaw said "There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”
This building and this student are examples of that quote...
"She walks in beauty, like the night"...ah..."Was this the face that launched a thousand ships?"...um...okay cut the camera...look, whaddya say we re-shoot with Miss Spitcurls up there instead?
Yes, Maria, there are reasons why we have safety guidelines in the painting studios.
There she is, Miss America.....
What you see here is a chance for a true artist endeavor!
Next up on our tour, here on my right you see an example of modern day "still" art......
10 Points for Gryffindor! I have never seen a superior example of the Reductor Curse...
Alas! With our work not yet complete, we have our purpose.
Ah Edith, why, by the looks of your bath robe it appears as if you’ve been hibernating in that dilapidated building!
Lastly we have Jessica Alden, the mother figure of the self-identified gang known as the Boxcar Children. They’ve been living here for years, no one dares enter.
"You see before us the future, first woman president of the United States! All hail, Hillary."
See here kids? NOW look what you've done... THIS is why you don't mix chemicals when painting! Oh my poor classroom....
One day, this will be your new student center!
Students, the scene presented here is none other than the infamous "Carrie"; and the carnage left in her wake. As we discussed in lecture, not ALL of Stephen King's works are of a fictional nature.
"And the new parking lot over there, well you wont be able to find an empty spot there either"
"This is the building in which you will have your life-altering, financially deficit, depression-era fine arts education. It is magnificent, is it not?"
Just look! We're so avant garde at Herron, we were doing dilapidation and wartime-ruin a whole year before the depression started, and a whole decade before the rest of the world was into it...
"Hail, Hail Freedonia..."
You like it? I built it out of spare parts I found in my basement.
C'mon Eunice, really put your bad self into it: "and don't mess around with a demolition man."
"Young art student, I forsyth many countless late night hours of you procrastinating for my projects."
Cinderella I found you!
The Xavier Institute almost didn't survive its first class of students, but Prof X was proud of them all the same!