Golly gee, I wish people would stop reading over my shoul…..Good Lord! It’s Brad Pitt with a goatee! -Joseph Dynlacht
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I am Sam, Sam I am and I like Green Eggs and Ham!
Officer Friendly expands his reading program to include stories about the evils of recreational drug use.
Golly gee, I wish people would stop reading over my shoul.....Good Lord! It's Brad Pitt with a goatee!
It is right here in the atlas...take Harding St, it becomes State Road 37, direclty to Bloomington.
yeah man it's all real, you're just a pawn in the machine. . .
See here, this was my little girl when she was 5. Now then, what are your intentions...
Jesus: "Noah, here is a manual on how to build an ark. By the length of your pants, you're already ready for the flood though."
This is the Bro Code.....
And the three lil piggies said "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!"
Just act natural, and don't let on that you know it's there. The camera will get bored and leave soon.
"You know officer, it might be easier for you to read me my rights if you took off your sunglasses first..."
Hell, it don't even have any pictures!
It’s right here in section IV, paragraph 3 of the IUPUI Code of Conduct:
“Long hair and facial hair will not be tolerated. I’m just saying.”
Tutor: "Very good officer Jones, now try the next line"
Alright Rasputin, there's no mention of brownies anywhere on this page...you're pretty high right now, aren't you son?
OK, so maybe walking on water ISN'T exactly against the law, but still . . . .
I guess you are right. According to The Book of Miranda Rights, I can not arrest you just for your long nasty hippie hair or your riduculous looking goatee.