September 2014

Man with long hair and goatee is seated next to a cop in sunglasses, looking at a book together
Winning Entry!

Golly gee, I wish people would stop reading over my shoul…..Good Lord!  It’s Brad Pitt with a goatee! -Joseph Dynlacht

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I guess you are right. According to The Book of Miranda Rights, I can not arrest you just for your long nasty hippie hair or your riduculous looking goatee.

Submitted by andjsmit on Tue, 09/02/2014 - 10:49

I am Sam, Sam I am and I like Green Eggs and Ham!

Submitted by mjcurfma on Wed, 09/03/2014 - 10:33

Officer Friendly expands his reading program to include stories about the evils of recreational drug use.

Submitted by jthazer on Wed, 09/03/2014 - 14:50

Golly gee, I wish people would stop reading over my shoul.....Good Lord!  It's Brad Pitt with a goatee!

Submitted by jdynlach on Wed, 09/03/2014 - 14:50

It is right here in the atlas...take Harding St, it becomes State Road 37, direclty to Bloomington.

Submitted by robbullo on Wed, 09/03/2014 - 16:38

yeah man it's all real, you're just a pawn in the machine. . .  

Submitted by joshhorn on Wed, 09/03/2014 - 19:59

See here, this was my little girl when she was 5. Now then, what are your intentions...

Submitted by erchitty on Wed, 09/03/2014 - 20:29

Jesus: "Noah, here is a manual on how to build an ark. By the length of your pants, you're already ready for the flood though."

Submitted by sfenter on Wed, 09/03/2014 - 22:25

This is the Bro Code.....

Submitted by cmhale on Wed, 09/03/2014 - 23:08

And the three lil piggies said "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!"

Submitted by kapeckha on Thu, 09/04/2014 - 07:41

Just act natural, and don't let on that you know it's there. The camera will get bored and leave soon.

Submitted by krknott on Thu, 09/04/2014 - 09:11

"You know officer, it might be easier for you to read me my rights if you took off your sunglasses first..."

Submitted by acookson on Thu, 09/04/2014 - 11:17

Hell, it don't even have any pictures!

Submitted by jeiszner on Thu, 09/04/2014 - 13:33

It’s right here in section IV, paragraph 3 of the IUPUI Code of Conduct:

“Long hair and facial hair will not be tolerated.  I’m just saying.”

Submitted by janealex on Thu, 09/04/2014 - 15:55

Tutor: "Very good officer Jones, now try the next line"

Submitted by smkeller on Fri, 09/05/2014 - 12:13

Alright Rasputin, there's no mention of brownies anywhere on this page...you're pretty high right now, aren't you son?

Submitted by raull on Fri, 09/05/2014 - 17:18

OK, so maybe walking on water ISN'T exactly against the law, but still . . . .

Submitted by orme on Mon, 09/08/2014 - 17:06