July 2015

A man is seated in a parking lot, in a position to mime driving, with a receiver and speaker on the ground next to him
Winning Entry!

His soundtrack?  "All my friends know the Low Rider...Low Rider is a little higher" ("Low Rider" by War, 1975--you can hear it on Youtube). - John Eiszner

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The cover of the new Dummies book, "Finding a Parking Spot at IUPUI By The Seat of Your Pants"

Submitted by jlyon on Wed, 07/01/2015 - 10:23

His soundtrack?  "All my friends know the Low Rider...Low Rider is a little higher" ("Low Rider" by War, 1975--you can hear it on Youtube)

Submitted by jeiszner on Wed, 07/01/2015 - 12:14

Isolating the elements of a chick magnet: without a Camaro, can an 8-track player still attract babes?

Submitted by raull on Wed, 07/01/2015 - 13:17

Due to the ever increasing cost of campus parking I 've had to sell my car. On nice days, I like to pretend I still have a car... like my radio?"

Submitted by karfrazi on Wed, 07/01/2015 - 12:58

I hate it when I forget where I parked the Invisible Boatmobile!

Submitted by smbahr on Wed, 07/01/2015 - 14:43

Blaze Glory's got nothin' on me!

Submitted by orme on Thu, 07/02/2015 - 08:30

...and he takes the checkered flag.  I have won the Indianapolis 500!!!

Submitted by mjcurfma on Thu, 07/02/2015 - 09:49

After paying his tuition bill, buying his textbooks, and shelling out for his housing rental fee, Charlie purchased the nicest car he could afford.

Submitted by clseaton on Wed, 07/08/2015 - 16:18

Casting continued today for the Fast and Furious prequel, "Fast and Furious 1973: Whoops, Oil Embargo!"

Submitted by jdynlach on Wed, 07/15/2015 - 15:57

There's so many available parking spaces on this campus that I can even park my imaginary 1971 Gremlin any where! I'm sure parking will never be a problem at IUPUI in the future!

Submitted by blaws on Wed, 07/15/2015 - 18:02

"It's a shame my friends aren't here to see my new car."

Submitted by nicerick on Wed, 07/15/2015 - 18:41

Radar Love!!!  Here I go!

Submitted by afleehea on Thu, 07/16/2015 - 08:34

Do you like my car? It's like the parking at IUPUI, imaginary!

Submitted by pnallen on Thu, 07/16/2015 - 16:17

Since I'm not going anywhere at least my hair will stay perfect!

Submitted by kamaflan on Fri, 07/17/2015 - 15:22

Finally! A car that ALWAYS has a parking spot at IUPUI!

Submitted by jesaking on Wed, 07/29/2015 - 10:01

"Der dee der, I'm from the FUTURE! I'm driving next to the 'Campus Center'. There's invisible information flying through the air all over campus for my streaming music!!!"

Submitted by relawson on Thu, 08/06/2015 - 19:24