- “Balloon animals ARE NOT to be used as floatation devices!” - Julia Daley-Backus
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The Chancellor found that bringing a Natatorium to campus came at a high price.
Unmoved by balloon art, each child in turn took up the ominous chant: drown the clown, drown the clown...
"Balloon animals ARE NOT to be used as floatation devices!"
"YES, young lady. NOW I understand the Natatorium wasn't intended for natty dressers, but you don't have to treat me like a clown for my mistake."
Decades later, in therapy, Veronica traced her fear of clowns and water to one incident.
Once I touch your nose, you'll turn into a balloon, for I am also a magician in disguise!
"Better check yourself, Sally. This makeup took a long time and these are my only clothes."
You were always told that there was supposed to be no clowning around at the swimming pool...but then THIS just happened!
"Flu season is no laughing matter, get your flu shot or the joke is on you!"
Mr. McDonald, you look a little...different.
Imma boop your nose!
Careful, mister, she bit the last guy who did that.
Thus started McDonalds' foray into the world of advertising fatty foods using our finest athletes.
First successful attempt with brainwashing healthy children into loving McDonalds.
They all float down here............
Thanks for the swell red nose mister, but will it improve my back stroke?
If swimming doesn't work out, you too could become a clown like me.
Just remember to vote for me in 2016!!
Now remember kids... Safety first. No clowin' around the pool.
And I'll be in your nightmares too, little girl!
And you, little lady, will be the next Missy Franklin. So don't clown around.
...and you, and you, and you, and YOU will be terrified of clowns from this day forth!
A recent survey of forty-somethings in metro Indy can attest to the effectiveness of this hired, checkered-clad clown at the Grand Opening of the IU Natatorium who laid out the RULES OF THE POOL to them by sweetly saying"See the sign behind me and notice there's no P in POOL?? Let's keep it that way or I'll haunt your dreams forevermore!"
I got your nose!
Now listen here little lady,Pool safety is no laughing matter and your last instructor was a clown for not thinking so. Take a close look, do I look like I'm joking around ?
This will come as quiet a shock but i'm you in the future. i've come to warn you. Stay away from SPICE!
Hey, did you kids ever see a clown go off the high dive?
Now you know Ronald's checkered past...
...and that kids, is how you work your way up the ladder to become an icon for multi-billion dollar company. Now who wants a happy meal?
Barney the Dinosaur watches from a distance, biding his time.
Good one!
Silly girl! This IS my swimsuit.
While Ronald tried to blend in as a race official, the nosey kids quickly saw through his disguise.