Policeman shows his radar gun to Bobby Unser, n.d.
“That’s right Mr. Unser, I push this button and Mario’s car will slowly coast in to the infield.” - Hew Simons
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. . . and here's the point where the damned thing just went KABLOOIE!
...and when you turn this dial -wham, bam! You are going 200 miles an hour.
... when this hits 88 miles per hour ...
Anyone can use it. Just choose from one of the following pictures: slug, tortoise, hare, greyhound, cheetah.
You see this button? You push this button and suddenly, you're in warp speed. We GUARANTEE you'll win the race!
Dagnabbit! Where's that "on" switch again?
The first body camera! (Unsuccessful prototype)
Golly, didn't know I'd break the durn thing racing at 120 miles an hour.
So you add this middle number here, then you multiply that by 4.23, then divide by 7 to get your final speed. Or just estimate it. Whatever works for you.
Sometimes I use it to show my wife how slowly she gets out of bed in the morning.
This was the most exciting thing that happened that one time they tried to enforce the speed limit at the 500.
Yes Mr. Unser, we can push this button and you can see that hot blonde in the Snake Pit.
"See this button here? It adds ten miles to the clocked speed. The chief just loves that little moneymaker."
That's right Mr. Unser, I push this button and Marios car will slowly coast in to the infield.
The way I see it officer, if you're not first, you're last! Shake and Bake!
Bobby's little brother Al cleverly disguised as a police officer, tries to pull a fast one; "..and finally this is what I clocked your Grandma going. Still faster than you."