September 2016

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University Theatre promo picture for Whose Life is it Anyway, 1986

Bored looking young man lays on a hospital bed with another young man holding a testing device to his face
Winning Entry!

"So...for the record.  How many holes ARE there in a ceiling tile?" - Bill Orme

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I think he is still alive.  I bet when I start this razor, he jumps!

 

Submitted by mjcurfma on Fri, 09/02/2016 - 08:39

He's dead, Jim.

Submitted by raull on Tue, 09/06/2016 - 12:12

Any thoughts on your diagnosis for our radio audience?

Submitted by raull on Tue, 09/06/2016 - 12:15

I wonder how close I can get this to his beard without him noticing...

Submitted by dmmcdoug on Wed, 09/07/2016 - 08:29

So . . . for the record.  How many holes ARE there in a ceiling tile?

Submitted by orme on Wed, 09/07/2016 - 08:41

*In Sweeney Todd voice*

"I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know. . ."

Submitted by smbahr on Wed, 09/07/2016 - 09:07

Will this shave ever start??

Submitted by kamaflan on Wed, 09/07/2016 - 09:11

How many times do I have to tell him?  I like my beard!

Submitted by argraf on Wed, 09/07/2016 - 09:12

I really hope he can't smell that...

Submitted by aslear on Wed, 09/07/2016 - 11:01

Before They Were Famous:  A young Rod Stewart practices trimming a beard at the Royal Institute of Cosmetology.

Submitted by jdynlach on Wed, 09/07/2016 - 12:19

"Don't worry, Jeff.  Just one more photon zap from this thing the Engineering Department made, and you'll be ready to get in your Delorean and go Back to the Future."

Submitted by johnsovl on Sun, 09/11/2016 - 12:39

You see Mr. Unser, this is a miniture version of the radar detector I showed to you in May. And again, I am very sorry I walked out in front of you during the race.

Submitted by hsimons on Wed, 09/21/2016 - 20:10