February 2018

Citation

Dancing couple, undated.

A middle aged couple dancing being interrupted by an old man
Winning Entry!

“You better have 3 feet between the two of you. Be respectable or leave." - Judith Atibil

Captions

NO!  NO!  NO!  That is NOT an allemande left!!

Submitted by orme on Thu, 02/01/2018 - 14:38

This is not how we do the Hokey Pokey....

Submitted by mjcurfma on Mon, 02/05/2018 - 10:25

Remember to count to four when doing the waltz.

Submitted by cmethod on Wed, 02/07/2018 - 10:48

Chaperone says:  "Uh, no slow-ish dancing!"

Submitted by jizukac on Wed, 02/07/2018 - 11:51

"So what if she's your date? Finders keepers pal!"

Submitted by lukehask on Wed, 02/07/2018 - 14:28

Once their intense gazes locked onto one another, Fred walked to the middle of the dance floor and stood motionless, like a flagpole without legs.  The tension was palpable!

Submitted by jthazer on Wed, 02/07/2018 - 18:51

Boris hovered awkwardly, impatient to dance with Sybil, the only woman in attendance.

Submitted by janealex on Wed, 02/07/2018 - 16:31

"Not a 10!!!," exclaimed Professor Jones.  Rejected as a judge for "Dancing with the Stars," Professor Jones decided to take his talents to the local dance marathon, where he thoroughly annoyed the participants.

Submitted by jdynlach on Wed, 02/07/2018 - 17:15

You better have 3 feet between the two of you. Be respectable or leave. 

Submitted by jatibil on Thu, 02/08/2018 - 11:21

"Excuse me, where's the nearest men's room?"

Submitted by morncamp on Thu, 02/08/2018 - 13:20