X-Ray Technology at the IU Medical Center
AND, it can fix that annoying Check Engine light too! - John Hayes
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Everything we know about the fundamental building blocks of the universe is being stored in this machine. We're calling him "Elementary Watson".
"I see that no one had the foresight to bring along her lead nurse's cap..."
Yes it can hear us, but it only understands when you speak in Instruction Manual.
AND, it can fix that annoying Check Engine light too!
The left-hand scale is for "Truth", the right-hand one for "Dare". Everyone ready?
"Remember to plug the patient into the port before you commence refueling."
You just matched with Mortimer, 21!
Results are in folks, and I think one of us in this room isn't human! Someone here has no bones!
They all listened and smiled, transfixed by the traveling man and his intoxicating words as he told them the wonders of The Machine. All but Anne-Marie, who felt a chill run down her spine as she realized that as she stared at it, The Machine stared back.
Scientists unveil a prototype of "The Clapper."
All try to clear their minds of the disbelief at what they are hearing, for fear this new machine will really detect their thoughts.......
Now girls, I know we're all excited that the medical center finally filled our request for a slot machine, but remember that is the 1950s and gambling is only for men... Ha Ha! - don't tell me you fell for that?! Go ahead, the dean is on vacation!
So...which one of you would like to volunteer?
"The results of our 12-year study are in! We have finally proved that 96.3 percent of the time ... *checks readout* ... he who smelt it dealt it."
Those smiles aren't too bad for my knock knock joke, but when I tell you my next doozy, I want to see the needles on this "smile meter" really jump!
“Don’t look at the camera, they wanted a candid.”
Does someone have 5 cents? I want to hear "Blue Suede Shoes."
Her name is Oxie See, and she'll make you glow brighter than your uniforms.
"Don't lie to me, Thelma. I can see right through you."
"This machine is our oldest, so the images we get are bare-bones"
Don't tell the Dean but I think this is part of the iron lung.
Now ladies, we plugged it in this time, right?
"No Nurse Ratched this will not bring shame upon you and your family. This is an x-RAY film that you will be viewing."