April 2023

"Well George, your 'Cutest Mascot Theory' appears to have garnered you exactly ZERO Final Four teams."

I went with the pulled pork last time . . . I think I'll try the veal.

I should be using a “Classified Document” folder, but we’re all out for some reason ;-)

After finding no value in the folder's content, the Krebs re-cycle sequence was followed.

Hmmm, I never made the connection.

Hmmm. How do you tell a Nobel Prize winner they are reading a blank page?!

Mr. Weber and Mr. Krebs working on their Expectations Conversation from IUHR. "And don't forget to complete your attestation."

Deciding what to order on doordash three minutes after talking about saving money.

See, right there it is in black and white! Hmmmm. I still don't see it!??!?!?!

George Weber was somewhat dumbfounded when asked to review the blueprints for Hans Krebs' new restaurant, "The Krusty Krebs."

So your Vision 2024 is about IUPUI becoming IU Indianapolis?

What do you want for lunch? We can have Door Dash deliver or Grub Hub, your choice.

Well I have no idea what's going on with this record, do you?

ummm....I should not have had that bean burrito for lunch...this is embarrassing.

"What an in-KREB-able find!" "

I have reviewed your prerequisites and you will need to proficiency test before we can give you permission to enroll in that course.

"I thought I would present the 'Weber Cycle' at my next seminar."

"This has nothing to do with the Krebs cycle--you left a forceps in the patient's chest cavity."

Hmmm, she looks pretty hot to me too!

"Elementary, my dear Watson!"

I just invented it. I think we can use it in the lab. I'm calling it "The Weber Grill."

"I hate to break it to you George, but I'm here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty."

She's taking the picture! Look natural... stop looking weird George! Here, look at this blank document!

George, licking his fingers: "Oooooh, do I detect the subtle flavor of ricin on that document?"

Oh no... they're taking pictures! Do you think they know we lied to get this job? No, George for God's sake stop sweating!