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Performers in Hoedown Skit 1950 UA024_PB02_1167N
Patient Zero of the attention economy
They say that the eyes are the window to the soul. We are just confirming.
And after much deliberation, they both agreed: it was, in fact, a face.
We'll make sure you stay awake for our lecture!
open your eyes, its true! the football team is 9-0.
Before there was coffee, people used to hire others to hold their eyelids open during cram season for exams. Here is proof.
Blinking was invented in 1951. People in 1950:
The original "Where's Waldo?" but make it medical.
Get the duct tape; we're ready.
"I told you both, I don't want to wear contacts!"
Before the invention of Red Bull, first-semester students needed expert help staying alert for their first round of midterm exams.
"Oh! You can't see the big picture? Here, let us help."
hmmmm....this isn't what I practiced for in my mock interview.
"Trust me - contacts are so easy," said the glasses wearing doctor.
Get hands-on experience in the Ophthalmology program!
We just need to adjust your vision... and maybe your eyebrows
Please, Lord, let me see again. Oh that is better, guess I must have closed my eyes again.
"Guys, I just got this thing called a 'facial'! Sit down, let me show you - Ted, just do what I do!" exclaims Carol.
"Shucks, please don't take the photo, I don't want proof that this ever happened!" begged George.
Singing "Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive, right now." Something tells me one day these lyrics will be in famous musical one day"
He's in for his homeopathic facelift.
Please. please, please put the contacts in gently.
Stanley was disqualified in his attempt to set the staying awake record when it was discovered that he had not done it alone.