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January 2025

Citation

Woman with Computer in Medical Research Computing Center 1965 UA24-000829n

Black and white photograph. An older woman with white curly hair and glasses wearing a dress with a spiral pattern is facing away from the camera at a 45 degree angle. She is facing a computer from the 1960s, labeled “IBM 7040.” It is roughly 2 and ½ feet tall and 1 foot wide, with dials, switches, and buttons for the interface. Her left arm is raised, interacting with the machine. On the ame desk that the computer sits on is a printer, rotary telephone, and clipboard. In the background are other vintage data storage devices, with tape memory systems.

Captions

Ok. In one hour the muffins will be done!

Submitted by joppold on Thu, 01/02/2025 - 10:57

Oh, I remember these--I used to work on one just like it! And they have a dial telephone and a Decwriter too!

Submitted by jeiszner on Sat, 01/04/2025 - 15:11

“That’s the spot … thanks for scratching my artificial itch!”

Submitted by mjhinsma on Sun, 01/05/2025 - 22:25

Consarnit! Where do I swipe right?!

Submitted by setowne on Mon, 01/06/2025 - 09:06

I wonder what this red button does? Hmmm... it says "DO NOT PUSH"...

Submitted by esnajdr on Tue, 01/07/2025 - 17:08

"Love the new UI, but it could have thinner bezels."

Submitted by tdkleyn on Wed, 01/08/2025 - 10:57

Too large for a jukebox, but let's let's see what songs I can play on this thing anyway.

Submitted by osagosu on Thu, 01/09/2025 - 16:01

HAL, can you hear me? I want to talk to my long lost son again. I can't find my hair brush.

Submitted by andjsmit on Mon, 01/13/2025 - 08:15

Is this where the cigarettes come out?

Submitted by rrlawren on Tue, 01/14/2025 - 15:44

How it feels to transfer a phone call when you're working the front desk.

Submitted by grimmkat on Tue, 01/14/2025 - 15:45

Technology is so advanced these days. This IBM is extremely easy to use. I can hold my purse and operate the machine at the same time. There is no stopping me now!

Submitted by sarcrawf on Tue, 01/14/2025 - 15:45

It won't give me my quarter back, I just wanted some Razzles!

Submitted by mdciesie on Tue, 01/14/2025 - 16:08

Alexa, how do I turn this thing off?

Submitted by lewis18 on Tue, 01/14/2025 - 16:13

"What is my password, again? My granddaughter can help me. She knows about these things."

Submitted by jmarrs on Tue, 01/14/2025 - 19:16

"Gimme my dang Funyuns, you evil contraption!"

Submitted by chbuckle on Wed, 01/15/2025 - 07:54

In her spare time, Ethel enjoyed knitting and hacking the mainframe.

Submitted by jmgingri on Wed, 01/15/2025 - 09:55

“Grandma just discovered the ‘upload’ button—stand by for homemade cookie recipes on the mainframe!”

Submitted by bdelost on Wed, 01/15/2025 - 11:22

"When your grandma hacks the mainframe just to play solitaire."

Submitted by maazarif on Wed, 01/15/2025 - 15:24

"Quarter in there...chips come out where?"

Submitted by greinerb on Thu, 01/16/2025 - 15:37

"And this is where we activate the nukes."

Submitted by hamilmer on Tue, 01/21/2025 - 08:39

Found it!

Submitted by freppers on Tue, 01/21/2025 - 14:14

"Susannn, take a photo of me pressing some buttons!"

Submitted by briquiro on Fri, 01/24/2025 - 12:54

This was taken when the Life Alert servers underwent live testing in 1965, meemaw was given the honors to turn them on because she baked fresh cookies for everybody.

Submitted by emanmart on Mon, 01/27/2025 - 15:14