Past Months

Shouldn’t the drive-thru lane be closer to the building? - Matt Hinsman

I didn’t realize the Hokey Pokey could be this complicated. - Ian Carson

Wait until you see … the Dynamic Demonstrator III. - Jill Dempsey

"I" is for "Inseparable" as nothing will pull us apart. "U" is for "United" as we stand together always. "P" is for "Partners" though our bond goes much deeper still. "U" is for "Undissolvable" as our bond will always be. "I" is for "Infinity" as our time together will have no end. "I-U-P-U-I" may we stand true to you! - Andy Smith

I don’t care what ‘Bepkoe’ says, I know how to spell ‘potatoe'. - Darrin Roland

I hunger for knowledge---mmmm brains! - Pamela Putnam

Confused about the choreography, the men interrupt the ladies’ rendition of ‘I’m a little teapot'. - Katie Earle

So, then I said, "You call that a barber shop quartet?" - Mike Delporte

All this because of my Vitameatavegamin! - Mary Van Demark

I think napkins just spoil the adventure – don’t you? - Matt Hinsman

"As you can see the canines are strangely oversized," he said, "which can only mean one thing: Vampires." - Taylor Gardner