Past Months

Sometimes lunch breaks are for eating, sometimes they’re for staring blankly into the distance, thinking about your life choices. - Jordan Wheatley

Put your left foot in, take your left foot out. Plug your nose, shake the bottle, and give a little shout! That’s what it’s all about! - Brooke Greiner

" . . . and this is what we looked like without sideburns." - Jim Oppold

Bob was beaming. He was the center of attention all day in his new monochromatic pale pink outfit. It was all about to be immortalized in the yearly departmental photo. Then… Gerald, in his blue blazer lunged in at the last moment and stole the show. Jeepers! And his outfit is not groovy at all! - Eric Snajdr

In her spare time, Ethel enjoyed knitting and hacking the mainframe. - Josie Gingrich

No, Santa, I do not wish to tell you how I’ve been a 'bad girl.' -Jenn Massey

Did you really have to gavel that bug while it was on the document Marilyn? - Jim Oppold

"Have you heard that Netherfield Park is let at last?!" (true credit perpetually to Miss Austen). - Nicole Ramsey

Can you believe it? Professor says we have the potential to be profoundly misunderstood artists! - Matt Hinsman

Shouldn’t the drive-thru lane be closer to the building? - Matt Hinsman

I didn’t realize the Hokey Pokey could be this complicated. - Ian Carson