Past Months

September 2016 Bored looking young man lays on a hospital bed with another young man holding a testing device to his face

"So...for the record.  How many holes ARE there in a ceiling tile?" - Bill Orme
August 2016 Four young women line up before a mechanical scale with a nurse taking one's height

"Hmm should I tell her she has gum in her hair??"  - Abigail Lear
July 2016 Two large men shake hands in a wrestling ring

“Hey, are we still on tomorrow for tea and petit fours?” - Joseph Dynlacht
June 2016 Man in a psychadelic black and white suit holds it open to a gathere crowd at a fair

"Want to buy a watch?" - Sandy Bert
May 2016 Racecar driver looks at a speedometer held by a police officer

“That’s right Mr. Unser, I push this button and Mario’s car will slowly coast in to the infield.”  - Hew Simons
April 2016 Three white students and a black student walking towards the camera talking

“After class, the four friends hopped in an AMC Gremlin and went to Burger Chef.” - Clarence Brooks
March 2016 Six people sitting on a staircase, putting on a dissaffected aire

“Margaret could tell, by the aging clothes and facial hair, who had been waiting the longest to register for classes.” - James Heiney
February 2016 A woman's legs stick out of a swimming pool

“Why ‘water charades’ didn’t become a thing.” -Michael A. Wilkinson
January 2016 College students working on a giant snow sculpture of a fish in a parking lot

A 'scale' model... - Clarence Brooks.
December 2015 A man playing an accordian to a room full of children

“The kids were not exactly happy about Accordion Afternoon, but they were happier with them than there were with Bagpipe Breakfast.” - Shanna Reis
November 2015 A man whose head is lowered, smiles up at the camera (giving him a sinister look), while handing items to two women reaching out for them

"A young Mick Jagger is recognized by fans while doing court-ordered community service work for always complaining about getting no satisfaction." - John Hazer
October 2015 A man in clown makeup is point at the nose of a young girl with two young boys watching. They are standing next to an indoor swimming pool and the children are in swim clothes

- “Balloon animals ARE NOT to be used as floatation devices!” - Julia Daley-Backus