Past Months

January 2019 Three woman stand around a cylindrical robot while a fourth kneels in front of it

“Only a robot could tutor a math student and have open brain surgery at the same time!” - Ian Harmon

December 2018 A man and a person in a blood drop mascot costume speak to a group of students

"With sagging and other signs of age showing, you know him today as the Poop Emoji. But in his younger years audiences everywhere knew him as the Healthy Red Blood Cell Emoji." - Andy Smith

November 2018 Older man with a long beard seated and gesticulating with his arms while talking

“Professor Rip Van Winkle lectures IUPUI students on time management.” - Tracy Thatcher

October 2018 Young woman in a cat costume, complete with facepaint and her hair in two buns to symbolize cat ears

No IUPUI building is complete until the scratching post is installed - go Jags! - Matt Hinsman

September 2018 Woman wearing an aviator cap and glasses is seated on a table in front of a typewriting. She is miming that she is controlling the typewriter as a vehicle

 "When you have a paper due at 11:59 and it's 11:45..." - Hannah Brewington

August 2018 Two old men in lab coats manipulate a dummy's head

"Craig, getting information out of him is like pulling teeth." - Tim Kleyn

July 2018 Baseball player lays on the ground, while another player stands over him looking down

"Coach recruited you from the soccer team, didn't he?" - Matt Hinsman

June 2018 Young woman with a tiara and a sash reading, 'Indiana,' holds open a book for an older man in a suit who is seated above her

“OK, who’s up for a read-a-thon? Grab your books and your umbrella and meet us at the old termite-infested picnic table!” - Joseph Dynlacht

May 2018 Large man with a mustache looks into the camera while playing piano

Liberace always did look more relaxed just tickling the keys in the comfort of his own home. - Andy Smith

April 2018 Newspaper rack sits in a park with cows grazing in the background

"The Daily Moos. Stories so beefy, it’s udderly ridiculous." - Atlanta Phelps

March 2018 Man riding a horse, looking away from the camera at an interstate

One way to avoid potholes.... -Jim Oppold

February 2018 A middle aged couple dancing being interrupted by an old man

“You better have 3 feet between the two of you. Be respectable or leave." - Judith Atibil