Past Months
April 2021 | ![]() |
Is this my time to drop it like its hot? - Jayson Deese |
March 2021 | ![]() |
"If cheerleaders socially distance and no one can hear their routine, does it make any pep?" - Matt Hinsman |
February 2021 | ![]() |
Whoopie cushion works every time! - Jim Oppold |
January 2021 | |
"On the advice of counsel, the ‘Fun with Super Glue’ exhibit was shut down permanently." - Jim Oppold |
December 2020 | ![]() |
The pronounciation was further confused by the Canadian team's insistance on adding an "A" to the end of "IUPUI." - Mike Paxton |
November 2020 | ![]() |
"Due to the severity of the case, headquarters called in precinct stare down champion Officer Martin" - Jim Oppold |
October 2020 | ![]() |
"This is gonna be hysterical! Okay, Slim, you put the makeup on his face. I’ll put his hand in a bowl of warm water! Twiggy, you put the shaving cream in his hand and tickle his nose with a feather!! Classic!" - John Hayes |
September 2020 | ![]() |
"Yikes! Not sure what they are wearing and it’s a bit out of tune, but I can’t quit watching!" - Alexa Stuck |
August 2020 | ![]() |
"Okay, I’ll ride all of the roller coasters before lunchtime! After lunch, a ride on the aerial tram then finish the afternoon at SplashWorld! This is gonna be the best back-to-school fun day ever" - John Hayes |
July 2020 | ![]() |
"Use your brain, Elsa—if you want a fresh news story then keep your newspaper in the fridge" - Tim Kleyn |
June 2020 | ![]() |
“Wow! Look at that! I didn’t know I could use a trash compactor and call it 'art'!” - Cindy Booth |
May 2020 | ![]() |
“The bicycle parking is supposed to be right here.” -Debra Barker |