Past Months
November 2020 | "Due to the severity of the case, headquarters called in precinct stare down champion Officer Martin" - Jim Oppold |
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October 2020 | "This is gonna be hysterical! Okay, Slim, you put the makeup on his face. I’ll put his hand in a bowl of warm water! Twiggy, you put the shaving cream in his hand and tickle his nose with a feather!! Classic!" - John Hayes |
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September 2020 | "Yikes! Not sure what they are wearing and it’s a bit out of tune, but I can’t quit watching!" - Alexa Stuck |
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August 2020 | "Okay, I’ll ride all of the roller coasters before lunchtime! After lunch, a ride on the aerial tram then finish the afternoon at SplashWorld! This is gonna be the best back-to-school fun day ever" - John Hayes |
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July 2020 | "Use your brain, Elsa—if you want a fresh news story then keep your newspaper in the fridge" - Tim Kleyn |
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June 2020 | “Wow! Look at that! I didn’t know I could use a trash compactor and call it 'art'!” - Cindy Booth |
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May 2020 | “The bicycle parking is supposed to be right here.” -Debra Barker |
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April 2020 | Clearly, Elsie the cow had not been included in the advance brief on social distancing practices. - Linda Elkins |
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March 2020 | No, you misunderstood! This clearly asks, "where can you park at work?" not "wear your parka to work!"...awkward... - Belinda Gillett |
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February 2020 | “Thank you for your generous and thoughtful donation, Mayor Hudnut! You say you made it yourself?” - Belinda Gillett |
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January 2020 | Prior to being upstaged by the flamboyant Teletubbies, the less jovial and slightly creepier TeeVee Jeebies ruled the toddler 2 to 4 demographic. - Andy Smith |
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December 2019 | Gee wiz, Liz, if you do the twist any harder that barrette’s going to watusi your eyeball. - Leigh Anne Hedger |