Past Months

February 2023 Two older man, one in a suit with slicked back hair, the other in a trilby and trenchcoat talk

I can promise you that all revenue generated by the students using this building will stay on the IUPUI campus. - Monica Thompson-Deal

January 2023 Man in a cardigan and glasses shaking hands with a soldier while they hold a cylinder between them. Other soldiers are lined up beside them

Congratulations on finishing at the top of your class, cadet. Your Toblerone, as promised. - Kagan Mellencamp

December 2022 Man dressed as Santa Clause talking to small child. Four other people observe

I am not allowed to talk to strangers, and you are very strange. - Jerene Rodriquez

November 2022 Two men looking down at the long skirts that they have on

You toad-ally nailed it! Just don't "Rip it!" - Jill Lyon

October 2022 Zoo keeper holds up the tail end of a skunk above two children with disgusted looks on their faces

Oh no, that won’t work for our mascot! Let’s just keep The Metros. - John Schild

September 2022 Four young women huddled around a table. Above them is a poster that read Elect Al Mitchler Student Senate Vote Feb 9-13 Bldgs 8AM-8PM ACSM

Wait! Is that a hanging chad I see??? - Jane Alexander

August 2022 Two women using ladles to get a drink out of large bowls. One is smiling, the other has an expression of shock

OK, I know what this looks like, but this is NOT for me! It's for the Dean! - Joseph Dynlacht

July 2022 Older man in a tie seated while a nurse draws his blood

Don’t worry, extreme pants-hiking is a common condition in men of your age. - Richard Schulte

June 2022 A young man in a lab coat appears to be blowing on a metal utensil. Two other men watch

"Second Cousin of Flubber" lacked a certain Fred MacMurray-ness. - Richard Schulte

May 2022 Students looking dejected and bored sitting at folding tables

Students resentfully await their turn to wear the Thinking Cap to take the quiz... - Dorothy Field

April 2022 Man in a suit and bowtie and a woman in a nurse uniform carve a large chocolate bunny while being flanked by children

That awkward feeling when you accidentally sever the carrot-id artery. -Margaret Miley

March 2022 Two young woman in red dancing emphatically surrounded by other people

It was a glorious night until Miss IUPUI threw her back out. - Eric Snajdr