Past Months

November 2014 Four men look at point at a large machine taking measurments

So THIS is how IUPUI professors determine the curve…. -Adam Davis

October 2014 Man in a tie leans over a young woman, demonstrating figure drawing. the woman is focused on the model (who is off camera)

Sally cringed as Dr. Sheldon rested his hand on her back in that overly-familiar way. -Jane Alexander

September 2014 Man with long hair and goatee is seated next to a cop in sunglasses, looking at a book together

Golly gee, I wish people would stop reading over my shoul…..Good Lord!  It’s Brad Pitt with a goatee! -Joseph Dynlacht

August 2014 Seven people standing in the ruins of a building. Theman in the foreground has his arm extended upwards, showcasing the damage

Yes, Maria, there are reasons why we have safety guidelines in the painting studios. - Rob Bullock

July 2014 A man in hospital attire holds a baby lynx with a corpulant man in a suit looks at it

Combining the DNA of a common housecat and Mr. Spock turned out to be easier than we expected. - James Patrick Marshall

June 2014 Man laying in a hospital bed with an arm cast looking up at the ceiling while a nurse watches him

Uh oh, she's moving the newspaper...think unsexy thoughts...unsexy, unsexy, unsexy... - Michael Smoker

May 2014 A woman standing on a desk throwing books at another woman holding a large box open

Agnes, be a doll and put this "Statuary of the Male Physique" in my purse, okay? - Robert Aull

April 2014 Man climbing out of a fountain while two people on a bench laugh

Maybe he doesn’t know there is a pool in the union building. - Steven Keller

March 2014 Two men and three woman in business attire holding display boxes of cooking utensils

The judges ladled out praise to all four contestants; nevertheless, you could cut the atmosphere with a knife--would the three ladies have to fork over first place to Crewcut Carl and his minimalist WYSIWYG design? - Robert Aull

February 2014 Two woman posing with large balloons

One thing is for certain: CrossFit looked a lot happier back in 1950. - Tyler Gonigam

January 2014 Young man who is blindfolded, resting his hand on another man's shoulder

See me, feel me, touch me, heal me… - Steven Keller

December 2013 A man and woman in shakespearian costumes reclining and laughing

Hahaha I see you were in your sister’s closet again! - Kassidy Loehmer