Past Months

September 2013 A young man in a baseball uniform is looking at a big open book while a woman looks away from her writing. They are seated on the table of a park bench

“This guy couldn't decide which was more unbelievable: the fact that Linda Hamilton was enrolled at IUPUI, or that after 20 minutes of picking her teeth, she still hadn't gotten the piece of lettuce out.” - Brandon M. White
August 2013 Two men looking at a map. One is using a white stick to point something out

“It may be 10,140 km from Ho Chi Minh City to Honolulu but it's only 6,301 miles. Put that in your metric marketing pipe and smoke it!” - Fran Huehls
July 2013 Two men in suits holding a check with a magnifying glass held up to it. They are looking into the camera

“Let me show you how we can magnify the impact of your gift!” - Ruth Hansen
June 2013 Two male university administrators place books into a glass case for display

“Any fool can tell this book isn't as big as the one in the display, but noooo we have to open the case and confirm...would serve him right if I accidently let this lid drop.” -  Robert Aull
May 2013 A group of men in suits throw buckets of water into a pool

“When the Administration says, ‘No smoking!’ they mean it!” - Lyna Gunderson
April 2013 Four women looking at the camera with microscopes in front of them. Another woman in a lab coat stands over them

“Listen you four...quit cracking jokes. A 3-credit course on ‘Head Lice in Western Civilization’ is serious business.” - John Hazer
March 2013 Eight men posing in skirts and wigs made out of mops

Early adopters of Title IX lacked much understanding as to the law's intent. - Andy Smith
February 2013 Man sitting in hir office looking at a woman who has opened her coat to reveal evening wear

…and I created this out of used bulletins and scrap paper! - Melanie Curfman
January 2013 White rat being held by a person. It's mouth is open and is biting on a metal ring while the person inspects its teeth

Colgate's, "Squeak from the bottom." toothpaste line was the industry's first attempt at recyclable packaging. - Kristi Plamer.
December 2012 A woman with an ornate headdress looks to the side while a man plays guitar. Three other people stare at the man. They all wear shakespearian style clothing

My love for you doth grow, like the flowers from thy head. But dear, forsake the mulch, ere the King may think thee dead. - Bill Orme
November 2012 A high shot looking down at five men gathered around a circle table carving teeth. A giant teeth model sits in the middle of the table.

So I says to her, ‘Gertrude, you aren't keepin me from carvin' teeth with the guys, no mam, not this time.’ - Kristi Palmer
October 2012 A female cheerleader seated on a male cheerleader's shoulders hold hands with another female cheerleader as they all spin around.

“Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar;  one more girl to break the bone in my collar!” - Robert Aull