Past Months

April 2012 Woman holds a metal tool to her mouth. Her tongue is stuck out and is touching the metal tool.

"As Linda was demonstrating cleaning her tongue, she accidentally invented tongue piercing" - Karen Lee

March 2012 Eight men posing in skirts and wigs made out of mops

"The early Terminators were easy to spot..." - Clarence Brooks

February 2012 A man with a curled mustahce and baerd in a lab coat holds chemistry equipment over a table

"Who's having Decaf?" - Debra Kent

January 2012 Dick Clark signs a guest book while a nurse behind him smiles into the camera

"Brylcreem fumes had an almost aphrodisiacal effect on Ruby, turning her usual dour pout into a coquettish smile." - Robert Aull

December 2011 A mixed-gender band of musicians, 3 with harmonicas, one with a guitar, and one with a ukulele and a harmonica play for a small crowd.

"The 3d verse of "Ain't Gonna Study War No More" was suddenly interrupted by this bulletin from the White House..." - Bill Orme

November 2011 A man has his mouth open while an enthusiastic woman feeds him pancake batter. Two young students look on with smiles

"The experimental process for immortalizing Ray's poetic silver tongue in a plaster cast did not end well." - Susan Stanley

October 2011 Two men in glasses holding a bat up by its wings

"Frank and Oscar quickly agreed that once deep fried, their beer battered bats would sell well at next year's Indiana State Fair. Now, where to place the stick ???" - Andy Smith

September 2011 A man and woman, both college adminisrators, seated at a table. The man is looking at what the woman is eating

"How's your dinner, Pat? You know this is our last good meal before Chartwells takes over." - Robert E. Lawson

August 2011 Black and white photograph. A multi-storied college campus building extends up off the frame in the background. The building has many windows. There is the side shot of a large bulldozer in the middle of the picture. An elderly white man wearing a suit is sitting on the bulldozer in the driver's seat facing the photographer. A large white man in a suit stands to the right side of the bulldozer looking at the other man. His arm stretches out and rests on the bulldozer.

"Put your back into it, Hermie--president or not, you can't push start a dozer with one hand." - Robert Aull

July 2011 Black and white photograph. The room is a cafeteria seating area consistent with the 1970s or 1980s. There is a harsh glare in the background from the large window. A water cooler appears on a wall. A white person in a gorilla mask sits in the middle of the frame. There is a bucket hat on the person's head. The tee shirt worn says "IUPUI 2nd Annual Banana Split Eating Contest". The person in the mask has an arm around a laughing young white woman sitting very close. She has short dark hair and is wearing a

Clearly Dian Fossey’s first date was a precursor of things to come. - Rob Bullock

June 2011 Black and white photograph. A medical school classroom from the early 20th century. Six young white men with serious expressions  stand in front of a chalkboard with notes drawn on it. One of the men has a handle bar mustache. They are surrounding a lab table with cadaver parts laid out on top. The men are wearing clothing consistent with the era, and they are wearing lab coats over the top. The man on the right is holding up a severed leg.

“Donner, party of 6.” - Melanie Curfman

May 2011 Black and white photograph. The year is 1975. The setting is a photography studio. Cameras and equipment consistent with that era decorate the room. A white man in a white lab coat is in the foreground on the left side of the frame. There is a ring on the pinky finger of his right hand. His face has an intense look, and his eyes are glaring at a large camera on a cart which he grips with his right hand.

"Trust me, I’m a doctor.  Radiation is good for you!" - Robert Bullock