Past Months

September 2012 Three men in suits holding onto a jackhammer with images of a building on easels behind them

"A jackhammer? For the School of Dentistry groundbreaking? Of course you realize, in fifty years we are going to be the subject of some wisecracking photo captioning contest!" - Scott Strickler
August 2012 Older man and woman at a table showing a map to a young student

As you can see from this map, we have WAY MORE parking spaces than we will ever need. - Andy Smith
July 2012 6 men in suits look into the camera holding checks

“So...Stevens, what are you going to do with YOUR Brylcreem rebate check??” - Michael Wilkinson
June 2012 Woman in a clown outfit holds up a plush monkey that a man in a striped shirt pinches

Peter Promiscuous - "How about now?" Chastity the Clown - "No, that is still bad touch." - Andy Smith
May 2012 Man on a horse in front of a carriage with 'Smallpox' written on the side

  “John Miller’s first attempt in the food truck business was a complete disaster.” - Catherine Calac
April 2012 Woman holds a metal tool to her mouth. Her tongue is stuck out and is touching the metal tool.

"As Linda was demonstrating cleaning her tongue, she accidentally inventer tongue piercing" - Karen Lee
March 2012 Eight men posing in skirts and wigs made out of mops

"The early Terminators were easy to spot..." - Clarence Brooks
February 2012 A man with a curled mustahce and baerd in a lab coat holds chemistry equipment over a table

"Who's having Decaf?" - Debra Kent
January 2012 Dick Clark signs a guest book while a nurse behind him smiles into the camera

"Brylcreem fumes had an almost aphrodisiacal effect on Ruby, turning her usual dour pout into a coquettish smile." - Robert Aull
December 2011 A mixed-gender band of musicians, 3 with harmonicas, one with a guitar, and one with a ukulele and a harmonica play for a small crowd.

"The 3d verse of "Ain't Gonna Study War No More" was suddenly interrupted by this bulletin from the White House..." - Bill Orme
November 2011 A man has his mouth open while an enthusiastic woman feeds him pancake batter. Two young students look on with smiles

"The experimental process for immortalizing Ray's poetic silver tongue in a plaster cast did not end well." - Susan Stanley
October 2011 Two men in glasses holding a bat up by its wings

"Frank and Oscar quickly agreed that once deep fried, their beer battered bats would sell well at next year's Indiana State Fair. Now, where to place the stick ???" - Andy Smith