Past Months

April 2013 Four women looking at the camera with microscopes in front of them. Another woman in a lab coat stands over them

“Listen you four...quit cracking jokes. A 3-credit course on ‘Head Lice in Western Civilization’ is serious business.” - John Hazer
March 2013 Eight men posing in skirts and wigs made out of mops

Early adopters of Title IX lacked much understanding as to the law's intent. - Andy Smith
February 2013 Man sitting in hir office looking at a woman who has opened her coat to reveal evening wear

…and I created this out of used bulletins and scrap paper! - Melanie Curfman
January 2013 White rat being held by a person. It's mouth is open and is biting on a metal ring while the person inspects its teeth

Colgate's, "Squeak from the bottom." toothpaste line was the industry's first attempt at recyclable packaging. - Kristi Plamer.
December 2012 A woman with an ornate headdress looks to the side while a man plays guitar. Three other people stare at the man. They all wear shakespearian style clothing

My love for you doth grow, like the flowers from thy head. But dear, forsake the mulch, ere the King may think thee dead. - Bill Orme
November 2012 A high shot looking down at five men gathered around a circle table carving teeth. A giant teeth model sits in the middle of the table.

So I says to her, ‘Gertrude, you aren't keepin me from carvin' teeth with the guys, no mam, not this time.’ - Kristi Palmer
October 2012 A female cheerleader seated on a male cheerleader's shoulders hold hands with another female cheerleader as they all spin around.

“Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar;  one more girl to break the bone in my collar!” - Robert Aull
September 2012 Three men in suits holding onto a jackhammer with images of a building on easels behind them

"A jackhammer? For the School of Dentistry groundbreaking? Of course you realize, in fifty years we are going to be the subject of some wisecracking photo captioning contest!" - Scott Strickler
August 2012 Older man and woman at a table showing a map to a young student

As you can see from this map, we have WAY MORE parking spaces than we will ever need. - Andy Smith
July 2012 6 men in suits look into the camera holding checks

“So...Stevens, what are you going to do with YOUR Brylcreem rebate check??” - Michael Wilkinson
June 2012 Woman in a clown outfit holds up a plush monkey that a man in a striped shirt pinches

Peter Promiscuous - "How about now?" Chastity the Clown - "No, that is still bad touch." - Andy Smith
May 2012 Man on a horse in front of a carriage with 'Smallpox' written on the side

  “John Miller’s first attempt in the food truck business was a complete disaster.” - Catherine Calac