January 2015
“How did you know that my barber was a fan of the Munchkins in the original Wizard of Oz?” - John Hazer
“How did you know that my barber was a fan of the Munchkins in the original Wizard of Oz?” - John Hazer
’C’mon, Nursie, Santa wants a present too!’ Oh dear, somebody put too much brandy in the eggnog again! - John Eiszner
So THIS is how IUPUI professors determine the curve…. -Adam Davis
Sally cringed as Dr. Sheldon rested his hand on her back in that overly-familiar way. -Jane Alexander
Golly gee, I wish people would stop reading over my shoul…..Good Lord! It’s Brad Pitt with a goatee! -Joseph Dynlacht
Yes, Maria, there are reasons why we have safety guidelines in the painting studios. - Rob Bullock
Combining the DNA of a common housecat and Mr. Spock turned out to be easier than we expected. - James Patrick Marshall
Uh oh, she's moving the newspaper...think unsexy thoughts...unsexy, unsexy, unsexy... - Michael Smoker
Agnes, be a doll and put this "Statuary of the Male Physique" in my purse, okay? - Robert Aull
Maybe he doesn’t know there is a pool in the union building. - Steven Keller