“THE RED GARERTRERs… I mean the Red Garters are number thumb.” - Aaron Mark Davis

"I got into Duke."
"I got into Yale!"
"I got into Harvard!!"
"Who cares- I got into Hogwarts!!!!"

-Sarah Michelle Bahr

In its day, the Nurses Anti-Necking League thwarted many a lonely resident. - Robert Aull

  “How did you know that my barber was a fan of the Munchkins in the original Wizard of Oz?” - John Hazer

’C’mon, Nursie, Santa wants a present too!’ Oh dear, somebody put too much brandy in the eggnog again! - John Eiszner

So THIS is how IUPUI professors determine the curve…. -Adam Davis

Sally cringed as Dr. Sheldon rested his hand on her back in that overly-familiar way. -Jane Alexander

Golly gee, I wish people would stop reading over my shoul…..Good Lord!  It’s Brad Pitt with a goatee! -Joseph Dynlacht

Yes, Maria, there are reasons why we have safety guidelines in the painting studios. - Rob Bullock

Combining the DNA of a common housecat and Mr. Spock turned out to be easier than we expected. - James Patrick Marshall