Liberace always did look more relaxed just tickling the keys in the comfort of his own home. - Andy Smith

"The Daily Moos. Stories so beefy, it’s udderly ridiculous." - Atlanta Phelps

One way to avoid potholes.... -Jim Oppold

“You better have 3 feet between the two of you. Be respectable or leave." - Judith Atibil

"The Ice Capades presents.....FARMERS ON ICE!" - Stephanie Mann

Gallagher pondered what the sculpture would look like after he hit it with his "Sledge-a-matic". - Jill Lyon

"And this is how the blue foam gym mats were made millions of years ago..." -  

 "What happens in Campus Services, stays in Campus Services." - Stephanie Mann

Officer Smith's initial attempts to create a campus K-9 unit were met with some skepticism. - Joseph Dynlacht

“Don’t worry, daddy, she’s wearing coconuts.” -