April 2020
Clearly, Elsie the cow had not been included in the advance brief on social distancing practices. - Linda Elkins
March 2020
No, you misunderstood! This clearly asks, "where can you park at work?" not "wear your parka to work!"...awkward... - Belinda Gillett
February 2020
“Thank you for your generous and thoughtful donation, Mayor Hudnut! You say you made it yourself?” - Belinda Gillett
January 2020
Prior to being upstaged by the flamboyant Teletubbies, the less jovial and slightly creepier TeeVee Jeebies ruled the toddler 2 to 4 demographic. - Andy Smith
December 2019
Gee wiz, Liz, if you do the twist any harder that barrette’s going to watusi your eyeball. - Leigh Anne Hedger
November 2019
"Mom said we can have the SLEEPOVER!" - Jenee Johnson
October 2019
Yes, I know science is supposed to be serious, but this is the funny bone! - Cynthia Booth
September 2019
Amazon Prime introduces it's new travel service. Members may choose overnight or 2-day delivery. - Joseph Dynlacht
August 2019
It's quarter to three. No one in the place except you and me, so set 'em up Joe. I got a little story I think you oughtta know. - Bill Orme
July 2019
"Alfred Hitchcock, celebrity spokesperson for the new Drunk-O-Meter, shows Officer Jones and his colleagues his record-setting Drunk-O-Meter reading from the premier party of The Birds." - John Hayes