Oh no, that won’t work for our mascot! Let’s just keep The Metros. - John Schild

Wait! Is that a hanging chad I see??? - Jane Alexander

OK, I know what this looks like, but this is NOT for me! It's for the Dean! - Joseph Dynlacht

Don’t worry, extreme pants-hiking is a common condition in men of your age. - Richard Schulte

"Second Cousin of Flubber" lacked a certain Fred MacMurray-ness. - Richard Schulte

Students resentfully await their turn to wear the Thinking Cap to take the quiz... - Dorothy Field

That awkward feeling when you accidentally sever the carrot-id artery. -Margaret Miley

It was a glorious night until Miss IUPUI threw her back out. - Eric Snajdr

When we said we wanted to outshine the other team, we didn't mean literally. - Adina Friedman

So do you think we will be able to sneak this one into the Notre Dame Stadium? - Ashley Hookway