Kiss this campus goodbye! - Tia Broz

George Weber was somewhat dumbfounded when asked to review the blueprints for Hans Krebs' new restaurant, "The Krusty Krebs". - Joseph Dynlacht

Seriously, you wouldn’t believe how many folks try to put the cart before the horse - Whitney Thompson

I can promise you that all revenue generated by the students using this building will stay on the IUPUI campus. - Monica Thompson-Deal

Congratulations on finishing at the top of your class, cadet. Your Toblerone, as promised. - Kagan Mellencamp

I am not allowed to talk to strangers, and you are very strange. - Jerene Rodriquez

You toad-ally nailed it! Just don't "Rip it!" - Jill Lyon

Oh no, that won’t work for our mascot! Let’s just keep The Metros. - John Schild

Wait! Is that a hanging chad I see??? - Jane Alexander

OK, I know what this looks like, but this is NOT for me! It's for the Dean! - Joseph Dynlacht