In her spare time, Ethel enjoyed knitting and hacking the mainframe. - Josie Gingrich

No, Santa, I do not wish to tell you how I’ve been a 'bad girl.' -Jenn Massey

Did you really have to gavel that bug while it was on the document Marilyn? - Jim Oppold

"Have you heard that Netherfield Park is let at last?!" (true credit perpetually to Miss Austen). - Nicole Ramsey

Can you believe it? Professor says we have the potential to be profoundly misunderstood artists! - Matt Hinsman

Shouldn’t the drive-thru lane be closer to the building? - Matt Hinsman

I didn’t realize the Hokey Pokey could be this complicated. - Ian Carson

Wait until you see … the Dynamic Demonstrator III. - Jill Dempsey

"I" is for "Inseparable" as nothing will pull us apart. "U" is for "United" as we stand together always. "P" is for "Partners" though our bond goes much deeper still. "U" is for "Undissolvable" as our bond will always be. "I" is for "Infinity" as our time together will have no end. "I-U-P-U-I" may we stand true to you! - Andy Smith

I don’t care what ‘Bepkoe’ says, I know how to spell ‘potatoe'. - Darrin Roland