I’m telling you! One day, we will all wear masks, even OUT of the hospital! - Regina Cohen

Be the Chancellor, they said. It will be fun, they said. - Tim Kleyn

I hope they have the cicada poppers again next year! - Matt Hinsman

It’s amazing how all the Johnsons resembled their mother. - Jim Oppold

"This, ladies and gentlemen, is what a fully vaccinated, ready-to-return-to-in-person-learning, IUPUI Jaguar looks like!" - John Hayes

Is this my time to drop it like its hot? - Jayson Deese

 "If cheerleaders socially distance and no one can hear their routine, does it make any pep?" - Matt Hinsman

Whoopie cushion works every time! - Jim Oppold

"On the advice of counsel, the ‘Fun with Super Glue’ exhibit was shut down permanently." - Jim Oppold 

The pronounciation was further confused by the Canadian team's insistance on adding an "A" to the end of "IUPUI." - Mike Paxton