Don’t worry, extreme pants-hiking is a common condition in men of your age. - Richard Schulte

"Second Cousin of Flubber" lacked a certain Fred MacMurray-ness. - Richard Schulte

Students resentfully await their turn to wear the Thinking Cap to take the quiz... - Dorothy Field

That awkward feeling when you accidentally sever the carrot-id artery. -Margaret Miley

It was a glorious night until Miss IUPUI threw her back out. - Eric Snajdr

When we said we wanted to outshine the other team, we didn't mean literally. - Adina Friedman

So do you think we will be able to sneak this one into the Notre Dame Stadium? - Ashley Hookway

After a semester of awkward moments, Jenn decided to bring her own conversation starter to the department's end-of-year mixer. - Tia Swain

Members of the jury, who among us has never had their dollar bill callously rejected by a ... vending machine! - Matt Hinsman

Gee- I feel a little underdressed. - Meghan Kane