After a semester of awkward moments, Jenn decided to bring her own conversation starter to the department's end-of-year mixer. - Tia Swain

Members of the jury, who among us has never had their dollar bill callously rejected by a ... vending machine! - Matt Hinsman

Gee- I feel a little underdressed. - Meghan Kane

I’m telling you! One day, we will all wear masks, even OUT of the hospital! - Regina Cohen

Be the Chancellor, they said. It will be fun, they said. - Tim Kleyn

I hope they have the cicada poppers again next year! - Matt Hinsman

It’s amazing how all the Johnsons resembled their mother. - Jim Oppold

"This, ladies and gentlemen, is what a fully vaccinated, ready-to-return-to-in-person-learning, IUPUI Jaguar looks like!" - John Hayes

Is this my time to drop it like its hot? - Jayson Deese

 "If cheerleaders socially distance and no one can hear their routine, does it make any pep?" - Matt Hinsman