These are great and all, but I'm pretty sure I ordered a bucket of thighs. - Emily Nejako

It's fitting that we have a pair of winners for 'Breast in Show'! - Bill Orme

After eating these S'mores, let's paddle over to the School of Dentistry and have them check for cavities. - Angela Reed

Think it’s too dark in here for a selfie? - Sharon Mermelstein

While it would take several decades to catch on, Riley Boy Scouts are credited with the first viable design for the recumbent bike. - Andy Smith

Wonder Woman’s Amazonian humor was a cross-cultural hit! - John Hazer

Sometimes lunch breaks are for eating, sometimes they’re for staring blankly into the distance, thinking about your life choices. - Jordan Wheatley

Put your left foot in, take your left foot out. Plug your nose, shake the bottle, and give a little shout! That’s what it’s all about! - Brooke Greiner

" . . . and this is what we looked like without sideburns." - Jim Oppold

Bob was beaming. He was the center of attention all day in his new monochromatic pale pink outfit. It was all about to be immortalized in the yearly departmental photo. Then… Gerald, in his blue blazer lunged in at the last moment and stole the show. Jeepers! And his outfit is not groovy at all! - Eric Snajdr