"Craig, getting information out of him is like pulling teeth." - Tim Kleyn

"Coach recruited you from the soccer team, didn't he?" - Matt Hinsman

“OK, who’s up for a read-a-thon? Grab your books and your umbrella and meet us at the old termite-infested picnic table!” - Joseph Dynlacht

Liberace always did look more relaxed just tickling the keys in the comfort of his own home. - Andy Smith

"The Daily Moos. Stories so beefy, it’s udderly ridiculous." - Atlanta Phelps

One way to avoid potholes.... -Jim Oppold

“You better have 3 feet between the two of you. Be respectable or leave." - Judith Atibil

"The Ice Capades presents.....FARMERS ON ICE!" - Stephanie Mann

Gallagher pondered what the sculpture would look like after he hit it with his "Sledge-a-matic". - Jill Lyon

"And this is how the blue foam gym mats were made millions of years ago..." -