"Someone will be looking for that curtain rod later Lucy…and how many hotdogs does this make for you?" - Jill Lyon

Super glue prank goes horribly wrong. - Jacob Lovrinic

“Only a robot could tutor a math student and have open brain surgery at the same time!” - Ian Harmon

"With sagging and other signs of age showing, you know him today as the Poop Emoji. But in his younger years audiences everywhere knew him as the Healthy Red Blood Cell Emoji." - Andy Smith

“Professor Rip Van Winkle lectures IUPUI students on time management.” - Tracy Thatcher

No IUPUI building is complete until the scratching post is installed - go Jags! - Matt Hinsman

 "When you have a paper due at 11:59 and it's 11:45..." - Hannah Brewington

"Craig, getting information out of him is like pulling teeth." - Tim Kleyn

"Coach recruited you from the soccer team, didn't he?" - Matt Hinsman

“OK, who’s up for a read-a-thon? Grab your books and your umbrella and meet us at the old termite-infested picnic table!” - Joseph Dynlacht