“Why ‘water charades’ didn’t become a thing.” -Michael A. Wilkinson

A 'scale' model... - Clarence Brooks.

“The kids were not exactly happy about Accordion Afternoon, but they were happier with them than there were with Bagpipe Breakfast.” - Shanna Reis

"A young Mick Jagger is recognized by fans while doing court-ordered community service work for always complaining about getting no satisfaction." - John Hazer

- “Balloon animals ARE NOT to be used as floatation devices!” - Julia Daley-Backus

“We'll call it, ‘Pushing for Paydar.’ The chancellor will sit in the swing and for a dollar, you can push him while making your donation to the student scholarship fund. People will LOVE it!” - Karen Lee

  “Don’t get too close, guys.  Look what that thing did to my sideburns.” - Jim Oppold

His soundtrack?  "All my friends know the Low Rider...Low Rider is a little higher" ("Low Rider" by War, 1975--you can hear it on Youtube). - John Eiszner

  “Ursus versus nurses.” -Eric Drongowski

So this is what they mean by ‘the tipping point.’ - Tessa Culleton